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Do It Myself

by I, Doris

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Several years ago, Doris, Doris and Doris (not that one, the other one) were gathered round Doris' kitchen table one evening. Drinks flowed, conversation turned filthy, and before we knew it we were googling amusing terms for female masturbation. We put our findings in a spreadsheet (yes, a spreadsheet of lady wanking – email us if you would like a copy), we picked out the funniest ones/the ones that rhymed, and boom – 'Do It Myself' was born. It may not be the way hits are written by, you know, the proper songwriters. But it's how things are done in Doris' kitchen.

Smutting video here: youtu.be/M-nsO6XWKgs

lyrics

When I'm home alone it's arousing
I find I'm private internet browsing
I just let my fingers do the walking
Double-click my mouse
when I am gusset typing
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
Party for one
It's a menage a moi
Strum out with my clam out
Playing on my clit-ar
I do the Kit Kat shuffle
while I'm flicking the bean
Banging out a rhythm on my tambourine yeah
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
(instrumental)
Dial my rotary phone
It's taco tuesday
Plunge my clunge
Got a date with Fanny Mae
Fucking without complications
We all love masturbation
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
I do it myself etc

credits

released October 6, 2023
Performed by Cassie Fox, Lucy Morgan, Ciaran McNamee, Louisa Edwards Knight (aka Doris, Doris, Doris and Doris).

Lyrics by Cassie Fox, Lucy Morgan and Abby Werth
Music by Charlotte Cafey, Christine Amphlett, Mark McEntee, Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Jonathan Clayton at Onecat Studios, London.

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Mummycore riotpop kitchenpunx.

"Wonderful!" - Chris Difford

"I, Doris are unmissable... they take a glittering disco punk meat cleaver to the gender challenges that no-one else is talking about." – Kitmonsters

"Feminist post-punk delivered with a fun DIY attitude and heaps of humour ... ready to take the patriarchy on one gig at a time." – Soundblab ... more

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